This site is hilarious. It's called 'Vote for Jesus' and the number of people supporting the site is growing in leaps and bounds. When I first saw the story, the site had 123,000 people supporting it and at the time of this writing, it has 128,700.
That's right...128,000 people who are going to vote for a dead guy to run the United States of America.
Now come on; I know Obama and Mitt have some problems, but at least they're alive for crying out loud! We know for sure they exist. Even if Jesus was the son of God, would he really need Americans to vote for him?
Here's a clip from the site:
It is time for Christians, true followers of Jesus Christ, to rise up and say NO to satan this November! As I prophetically shared last November, if God allowed the upcoming election for President to be between President Obama and Mitt Romney, it would truly be satan flipping a two-headed coin with his head on both sides!
President Obama has proven by his words and deeds to be a true enemy of God as detailed in James 4:4. He has been the most pro-death President in history, supporting the legalized slaughter of innocent babies here and around the world, he is a staunch advocate of the radical homosexual agenda, and he has been a great friend to the enemies of Israel. On every major spiritual issue of the day, President Obama has proven to be an enemy of God and a true tool of satan!
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is a 5th generation member and a priest in the satanically inspired Mormon cult. He and others in his cult LIE when they claim to be Christians, since Mormon doctrine is 100% inconsistent with Biblical Christianity and a Mormon is no more a Christian than a Muslim is. He deceives people by saying he believes in "God" and "Jesus" is his savior, when the "god" of Romney's cult is NOT the God of the Bible, and their "jesus" is NOT the Jesus of the Bible. Romney and those in his cult believe the Bible to be a flawed and incomplete book and look at Biblical Christians as inferior and non-believers for rejecting the beliefs of their cult.
Want more? Of course you do.
This is not about politics, it is about THE ETERNAL SOULS OF MEN! A true Christian will NEVER put politics above souls, so please watch for any so-called Christian leader who endorses and supports either President Obama or Mitt Romney, since they are nothing but "hirelings" and NOT true men or women of God because they obviously don't care about souls!
So who is a Christian to vote for with a clear conscience? The answer is simple...JESUS!!!
Of course it isn't about politics. I mean, it's only a political election.
The pure weirdness of that site is horrible (but funny) to behold. I just checked again and the number has jumped by another thousand supporters.
You might think 128,000 people sounds small but that's the population of a small city. And imagine if they actually won and by some twist of Twilight Zone logic, Jesus was voted in as Commander and Chief - what then?
Screw the Obama birther crap, poor Jesus isn't even a citizen. How would he send his commands or let his underlings know his policies? Oh wait...the Holy Spirit...of course.
I suppose his political debates would be easier on the ears than the ones we have to endure now. No more lies or half truths. Instead, just blessed silence. No more political rhetoric. No more Rush Limbaugh because it's hard to rail against the strong, supernatural type. The CIA can be cut back because there's no more need to protect the President. Hell, who needs an army at all when God is in charge of your country? Who's going to want to mess with the G Man?
On second thought, maybe Pastor Bill Keller is really on to something. Sign me up.